Now somewhere in the Black Mountain Hills of Dakota, there lived a young boy named Rocky Racoon. One day his woman ran off with another guy, hit young Rocky in the eye, Rocky didn't like that. He said "I'm gonna get that boy."
So one day Rocky walked into the local town, he booked himself a room in the local saloon. Rocky Racoon checked into his room only to find a Gideon's Bible. Rocky had come, equipped with a gun to shoot off the leg's of his rival.
His rival it seems, had broken his dreams by stealing the girl of his fancy. Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil but everyone knew her as Nancy. Now she and her man, who called himself Dan were in the next room at the hoe down, Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin, He said, "Danny boy, this is a showdown."
But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot as Rocky collapsed in the corner. Now the doctor came in, stinking of gin and proceeded to lie on the table, he said "Rocky, you met your match."
Rocky said "Doc, it's only a scratch and I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able." Now Rocky Racoon, he fell back in his room only to find Gideon's Bible. Gideon checked out, and he left it, no doubt, to help with good Rocky's revival.
The story here is doing things in anger can only get someone hurt "or" he who hesitates falls first, either way in the story of Joan and Maxwell Edison it goes this way.................
Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical, science in the home. Late nights all alone with a test tube. Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine calls her on the phone, "Can I take you out to the movies Joan?" But as she's getting ready to go a knock comes on the door.
Bang, bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head, bang bang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure she was dead. Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again, teacher gets annoyed, wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene. She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away.
So he waits behind, writing fifty times "I must not be so. But when she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind, bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head, bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure she was dead.
P.C. thirty-one said, "We caught a dirty one." Maxwell stands alone painting testimonial pictures oh no. Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery, saying Maxwell must go free, as the judge does not agree and he tells them so.
As the words were leaving the judge's lips a noise comes from behind, bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down on his head, bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure he was dead, "Silver Hammer Man."
The moral here is staying cool calm and collected, you just walk away........lol Now the names of the thief's, the con artists, the liars, eBay's "The buyer is always right!
Exercising my 1st amendments rights, my freedom of speech, and freedom of the press, here we go:
Mike Slepcevic, purchased 13 Zion Williamson rookie cards:
He returned the crap below. This junk does not even add up to $5. He kept my cards and eBay refunded him my money, $130.00
Next on the eBay idiot list:
Thomas Roberson, orders a Diahann Carroll "Julia" Barbie. After it is shipped he wants it sent to a different state as a birthday present. It arrives at the eBay supplied address then the dude does not want it anymore because it was not sent to the late address, eBay refunds, where is my Barbie? Dude keeps it and is refunded $ 141.54
Kelley Stevenson, what a piece of work this bitch is. Look above this and then look below this.
You see Kelley placed back to back orders of two item's per. Why did she not just place one order? Below is what this bitch sent back:
Does anyone see a Barbra Streisand Barbie? How about a Bob Mackie Cher? Reba? Martina McBride? Does anyone see $422 worth of my stuff? Bitch kept my shit and eBay refunded her my money. $ 422.00 23024 Hartland Street, West Hills Calif. 91307, Kelley Stevenson, I call her Even Stevens. We are not even yet but soon. This bitch is going to have every collection agency in the country calling her.
Marc Keller, a two Barbie boxed set. Wilma & Betty, The Flintstones. This package was 18" x 18" and look below his return package:
8" x 6.5"? Right, this piece of shit bought a label period, slapped it on this envelope and eBay refunds my money and hey, surprise, no return for shit bag. $ 95.39
Then there's Fernando Vega who made it very clear he is a veteran and works for the Department of Defense. Refund by eBay and Mr. Defense keeps the doll.
Eduardo Verastegui, the crier. He got a hold of me begging me to hold a Dynasty Alexis Barbie for 72 hours which I did, the he claims it never arrives, which it did, the eBay refunds his money and he keeps the Barbie
TO BE CONTINUED